STD's from Neverland
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

I’ve never seen anyone under exaggerate so hard.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

I’ve never seen anyone under exaggerate so hard.

I tagged some people IRL but I would also like all of my followers that would like to participate but haven’t been tagged yet tagged by me!

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

I laughed at that last part so hard I had to do it with my hand over my mouth so I wouldn’t wake up my boyfriend, but then I was vibrating the bed with my convulsive laughter and he woke up a little bit.

My introduction to sass was legitimately this woman.

I never had to be taught gender roles were bullshit honestly. I learned from watching my brother love pink, fake vacuum cleaners, and the toy cooking kitchen he got for christmas. However, for every little girl who didn’t have an older brother who taught her how to braid hair then turned around and played pro-wrestling with her, I’m sincerely glad there was Mary fucking Poppins. 

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

someoneudontknow5:

Finished last week’s doodles :) (x)

1,430,523 plays

aelabee:

I was listening to the original post as it was storming outside and I thought it was beautiful so I tried my best to recreate it.

My favorite character in season 2!

My favorite character in season 2!

Basically I don’t know how to even make him happy. I just want him to be happy all the time more than I want anything else. It never fucking works.

Sun; peeping tom.

Mother fuckers

Respect my condition! You may not bring your heavy handed drama into my air space. You may not insinuate someone is going to die when in fact someone is going to be in a not awesome mood. You may not infect me with your lack of zen. I have an anxiety disorder! I WILL feel like a bear is mauling me and the world is ending. Kay thanks bye assholes

My boyfriend

Sometimes he says and does these things that make me wonder if he ever wants to get laid again.

animmalcrossing:

reblog if you’ve bought a gaming console only because you wanted to play a particluar game that is only playable on that console

*slight shame*